August 2012
- plot twist: someone calls you pretty
- double plot twist: they weren't paid
AND NOW I SHIP MY WRITING UTENSILS GOD DAMMIT TUMBLR
- PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
- ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
- PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
- ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
- random blogger reading this: what
- me: OH GOD IM CRYING SO MANY FEELS OTP
- me: SO THIS IS WHY THE ERASER GOES MISSING BEFORE IT'S FINISHED. IT DOESN'T WANT TO MAKE THE PENCIL SAD QAQ
If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.
Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.
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Reblog if you licked or bit your lips after reading this post.
I'll be moving next year.
That’s cool~! Do you know where in Washington?
I wrote a usuk poem
our flags have red
and they also have blue
but baby tonight
I’ll white all over you
BEST POEM
EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME
Does anyone else have that moment where all your muses are arguing in your head?
((ALL THE DAMN TIME-))
TUMBLR PLEASE STOP EATING MY ASKS. THANK.
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When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
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